Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast

Center, Yakarm Strong, and Joe Getty.

I'm Strong and Getty, and now he is Armstrong and Getty.

Wipe from studio C, C, senior, whoever you are, a dimly lit room deep within the

bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound, and today on Halloween

or under the tutelage of our general manager, Goblin Spooks and Horrors, a lighter

alternative to the news.

Did you say horrors or horrors? Horrors.

Not sex workers.

You know, I looked at a little bit of college town, I looked down the street for Halloween

costumes, it looks like sex workers, but you know, I guess it's just fun, it's all in fun.

Sure, absolutely.

How y'all doing?

If you got kids, obviously, it's a very exciting day.

They're headed off to school and they're costume and they're excited about tonight and etc., etc.

Unless their school is banned Halloween, celebrations, costumes, and the name of diversity, equity, and inclusion.

Some kids can't afford Halloween costumes or their families don't celebrate Halloween because of

religious reasons, so it's important that everybody behave exactly the same here at our school

in the name of diversity.

Also, in terms of candy, I think Michael, you should give a lecture later in the show about

your toe and diabetes. Yeah. Yeah.

Get to keep the kids on the straight and narrow.

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