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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. At first glance, you think, man, this is great.

The headline is, are you a cheese lover? We'll pay you $1,000 to try different

cheeses before going to bed. Well, yes, please, I'm in on that. But not so fast there,

cheese lover. Sleep junky is backing a study that wants to find out. You know, we've heard

all the theories about eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares and they wanted to see

if there's any truth behind that. So they're hiring a team of five dairy dreamers to experiment

on the impact that eating cheese really has on our sleep quality, energy levels and whether

it increases the likelihood of nightmares. The candidates will be paid for their work

and all cheese cost will be expense. So again, right there, it's expense. That means I have

to buy the cheese and then you're going to pay me the money back. Really kind of weird.

So plus, we find out that it's a three-month study and you're going to be compensated

$1,000 upon completion of the study, $1,000 for three months. That's a little jinsy. They're

sleep junky. Come on, maybe a thousand a month. You want me to keep track of everything.

You've got to be 21 years of age. You have to own a smartwatch or fitness tracker that

tracks sleep, have a consistent sleep schedule, be able to sleep alone during the trials and

you should not suffer obviously from any current sleep issues and must not have any

dairy or lactose in dollars. But our sleep experts, sleep junkies, sleep experts are going

to provide a list of cheeses that should be eaten each week from a variety of cheese types,

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