Just a Suggestion | This Past Weekend #99

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2018

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Back from my high school reunion. Phone call with Mick. Dealing with mechanics, bosses, and depression in another country. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors Ridge Wallet https://www.ridgewallet.com/theo Use code “theo” for 10% off your order Greyblock Pizza https://www.greyblockpizza.com http://bit.ly/Modrats ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Come Over by Stevie Starlight YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbfQri3Nv3M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Up - Comedy Central Pilot based off the Podcast Episode 1 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2AuyEbCI0 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/540480146346331/ Episode 2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGwxlvzpFdI Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentralCentral/videos/539377409789938/ Episode 3 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTxLcmKlA4Q& Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentralCentral/videos/539380113123001/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theo Von/This Past Weekend Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theovon Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theovon/ https://www.instagram.com/thispastweekend_/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheoVon Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theo.von Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheoVon/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mighty Gunts Patreon Gunt Squad: Alaskan Rock Vodka Angelo Raygun Renee Nicol Matthew Snow Megan Andersen-Hall Stephanie Claire Ryan Wolfe Carla Huffman Austin Kehler Jeremy West Kenton call Steve Corlew Nick Butcher Megan Daily Joe Tromm Ken Melvin Troy Cosmas Matt Kaman Tom Kostya Mike Vo Micky Maddux Sam Illgen Ben Liimes Alexis Caniglia Stepfan Jefferies David Smith Logan Yakemchuk Aidan Duffy MEDICATED VETERAN Ken Comstock Dan Ray Audrey Harlan Matthew Popov kristen rogers Josh Cowger Kelly Elliott Mark Glassy Dwehji Majd Jason Haley Jameson Flood Jason Bragg Cory Alvarez Christopher Christensen Scott Lucy Benv Deignan Cody Cummings Shannon Schulte Aaron Stein Lorell â€œLorettaâ€ Ray Stacy Blessing Andy Mac Campbell Hile John Kutch Adriana Hernandez Jeffrey Lusero Alex Hitchins Joe Dunn Kennedy Joey Piemonte Robyn Tatu Beau Adams Yoga Shawn-Leigh henry Laura Williams Alex Person Mona McCune Suzanne O'Reilly Rashelle Raymond Chad Saltzman James Bown Brian Szilagyi Arielle Nicole Greg H Dave Engelman Calvin Doyle Jacob Ortega Jesse Witham Andrea Gagliani Scott Swain William Morris Qie Jenkins Aaron Jones Jon Ross Kevin Best Haley Brown Ned Arick J Garcia Lauren Cribb Ty Oliver Tom in Rural NC Christian from Bakersfield Matt Holland Charley Dunham Casey RobertsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In this episode brought to you by Gray Block Pizza, Gray Block, get that hitter.
0:31.0	I got that short neck baby.
0:47.0	There we go.
1:00.0	Come on, let's go.
1:31.0	There you go, boy.
1:36.0	Don't you hesitate to come over.
1:38.0	It's never too late to come over.
1:40.0	Time slips away from you and me now.
1:43.0	That's that late night text that you could drop into a lady's text box.
1:48.0	Hey, it's never too late to come over.
1:51.0	And then she texts back, yeah, it is.
1:54.0	It's 304.
1:56.0	It's 304 AM.
1:59.0	And Mama just hit a chili dog in her throat and she just put some lotion on her arms and neck.
2:07.0	So you need to shut it down and contact me during regular human hours.
2:14.0	And that's from about 11 AM to 8 PM.
2:18.0	If you're texting women or men outside of those hours, you know you shouldn't be probably.
2:25.0	You know, I think that's nonsensual hours.
2:28.0	You know, if you start or you know, maybe up to about 11 PM, maybe I would say 11 AM or 11 PM.
2:34.0	Because you start getting greedy out there, 1 AM, you fishing.
2:38.0	I mean, one of my old moves is I would, I would just text a blunt.
2:43.0	I would open up a girl's, you know, text name on my SMS.
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