Justice Lauderhouse, November 11, 2024.

Introduction.

Okay, so this was much less of an ordinary election, and much more like a richly deserved

patty-wonging.

There are many aspects of this gaudy thing that need to be analyzed with loud hoots of joy,

along with some aspects that need to be given the Burkean stink eye.

So, here goes.

I've seen a lot of elections, but this one was just a slaughterhouse.

A cluster of losses.

Who lost?

Well, obviously Kamala lost.

So there's that.

This makes it two times that Donald Trump has saved us from the first

woman president. Not that we know what a woman is, though. Maybe the honor of first woman president

belongs to Rutherford B. Hayes, so who knows anymore? But don't distract me. I was saying the

Kamala lost. In addition, the media lost, the pollsters lost, the weaponized justice system lost, the corrupt

intelligence agencies lost, the furrowed brow Europeans lost, the Obamaites lost, the late-night

ex-comedians lost, the Hollywood celebrities, future Canadians lost, the Ayatollahs of Wokistan

lost, the universities lost, and the forces of perpetual war lost. As the saga unfolds,

more such losses will be identified as we go. There's an awful lot to enjoy here, and we certainly

should be prepared to enjoy it. But there are also two kinds of conflict coming that we also need

to be preparing for. One would be the inevitable leftist counterattack, and the other would be the coming intramural

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