You know that Ethan in Hebrew means firm?

They might as well call it Mattress Ethan.

All right, we have the intro.

That wasn't even a joke.

I'm just being, I'm trying to cut in on some profits, prophets.

Profits.

I'm just trying to get sponsored by Mattress Firm.

I'm trying to make some Kosh and some profits. I'm just trying to get sponsored.

I'm going to the crunch.

That's so loud. I'm going to start a bit closer, a bit more intimate. Welcome to The Crunch. No, that's still too loud. One more time. Ready? Roll it back. There's a plane going by our head, so I don't think we're going to get this in one take welcome a reference to it is your boy

Ethan and I'm Patrick what was that a reference to I has referenced absolutely nothing just

a reference to the to the to the large metallic bird flying over my house does not

reference to anything I'm just legitimately having a hard time starting the podcast.

You know what I had the podcast did start, right?

Yeah, yeah. We're. Oh, cool. We're live. I had an idea a while ago and I forgot to bring it. I forgot to run it by you. So let's do it live on the podcast.

No, yeah. Dr. Ethan's marriage prep was a bust. Oh, it absolutely was. And I figured out why.

Because I am unfunny.

No, it's, of course not.

That's only half of the reason.

It's because me and Phoebe have a perfect relationship.

Hmm.

You don't need to give us marriage advice because we already have all of the advice. Like literally no more advice.

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