I said a mild heart attack. It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Yes, as I said on the Armstrong and Getty show earlier, I would like to have a mild heart attack.

I can explain that in a little bit, and we can go through some of the text reactions to that

conversation. But first, it is Dr. Phil's birthday on the day we were recording

this, and we thought we'd play one of our favorite highlights. This is Dr. Phil talking to

Lindsay Loham, Lohan's mom, who's clearly drunk at the time, and Dr. Phil doing his usual routine

of pretending he's trying to help her. Can I ask you some questions and you answer them honestly?

Yes.

Is that a place to start?

Let me just ask you some questions.

That would be operative.

And then you, you answer them.

Organically, yes, I will be honest.

Not in television speak, but just answer them honestly.

Okay.

So I'll sit closer. So we're friends answer them honestly. Okay. So I'll sit closer.

So we're friends?

Nice shoes.

Like them, by the way.

Yeah.

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