Jurassic Clerk
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2023
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s back from Japan! The highlights of the trip involved checking into a hotel where a dinosaur was working on reception and committing a cultural faux pas in a fancy restaurant.
Meanwhile, in the UK, Pete had his scooter stolen and a man broke out of prison. It probably wasn’t worth coming back, to be honest.
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| 1:11.0 | Welcome to the Luke and Pete Shaw. It is Monday the 18th of September. My name is Pete Donaldson |
| 1:19.0 | and I'm joined by Little Big Lukey Moore. |
| 1:22.0 | Little Big Lukey Moore. |
| 1:24.0 | Little Big Lukey Moore. |
| 1:25.0 | L-B-L-M they call me. |
| 1:26.0 | Little Big Planet. Great video game from back in the day. |
| 1:29.0 | Are you doing, man? You're right. I'm bad. |
| 1:32.0 | My favourite types of shows, because as we mentioned before, we've pre-recorded quite a lot of the earlier ones because you've been in Japan. |
| 1:39.0 | This is the first time I've seen you in a couple of weeks and I'm very excited to see you. You've got lipstick on at the moment. |
| 1:45.0 | I think it's because I don't generally shave, wet-shave, but I did that, which makes my lips really pop with burst blood vessels. |
| 1:55.0 | You spent the weekend doing a drag act or something? |
| 1:58.0 | I've also come hot off the heels of a Wrestle Me Live show where I dressed not only like the Undertaker, but also like the... |
| 2:08.0 | I buy a Kilt and a Marilyn Manson t-shirt for the headbangers costume that I had to wear for the Wrestle Me Live show in London's Kings Place on Saturday. |
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