Jupiter Ascending

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2016

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

This week Griffin and David discuss the Wachowski’s most recent theatrical release, 2015’s intergalactic sci-fi, Jupiter Ascending. What is the Wachowski’s latest innovation in this film? Why make the very attractive Channing Tatum look like a dog? Is the original universe in this story at all logical? Listen along as they discuss space rollerblades, the parallel with Alice in Wonderland, Terry Gilliam’s costuming and Eddie Redmayne’s outstanding performance as the whispering villain Balem Abrasax. Plus, Griffin talks the Tick, box office stats and a reading from a listener submitted book report covering M. Night Shyamalan’s novel on the American education system. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're mad to see I have more in common with a podcast than I have with you.
0:24.6	I love podcasts.
0:25.6	I've always loved podcasts.
0:26.6	Hello everybody.
0:33.6	Welcome to this podcast.
0:36.3	I hope you love podcasts.
0:37.8	I hope you've always loved podcasts.
0:40.4	My name is Griffin.
0:43.0	This is a podcast.
0:44.0	It's called blank check with Griffin and David now comes a colon.
0:51.6	Colin ascending colon ascending.
0:54.7	My colon ascending into my body deeper and deeper because this is a mini series we're
0:59.1	doing.
1:00.1	We're starting to hit the end of this mini series.
1:02.5	It's called the Pachowsky Casters.
1:04.3	Making a sad face.
1:05.3	David was trying to make us out of this but it looked just like Donald Duckpeak.
1:10.0	He was making a duck face.
1:12.6	He stuck his lips out.
1:13.6	It was trying to be a pal but it just looked like he was trying to kiss somebody.
1:16.0	Yes.
1:17.0	And this is a movie about kissing.
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