Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. And this is the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that questionable of me?

The other day, I was feeling down low-key, chilling with my good Judy Dochi.

We read through books and I smoked some weed.

And then I got lost in a box full of recipes of tangy traditions from overseas.

And then out of nowhere, caught by a breeze,

was a piece of paper that came to me.

And I opened it up and started to read,

and it said, let go with me so I can breathe.

And so I let the paper go.

And Dochi said, whoa, I love the feel of that breeze.

And then I realized that paper would come back to me if it was meant to be.

And then I vomited.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle Show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?

Every day I wake up with ideas.

Perfumes, podcast, merch, and I turn to John Mark for help and get absolutely nothing.

Kelly, I do produce this podcast.

I'm like, where's the logo? He's like, thinking about it. I'm like, where's the logo? He's like,

thinking about it. I'm like, where's the merch? He's like working on it. I'm like, where's my

iced tea? And he vanishes like a gay possum in the daylight. Wow, you know, maybe I'll go

start my own podcast. About what? Being a gay loser. Hi, welcome to the John Mark show. Want to be a

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