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I diagnosed my thumb issue from yesterday.

Dr. Cakes put on his Dr. Scrubs. I saw you knock down a theory, but Cody

shook who used to work at this station had an interesting theory. He had a

very plausible theory that it's fatigue from peeling my cards when I play

poker. A poker injury. And MGM National Harbor.

And I like where he's coming from with it, but I peel my cards with my right hand.

But don't you don't use two hands?

Now, I do use two hands, but like I peel the cards up and then I slide the card one card over. He can't possibly injure yourself doing that.

But he doesn't do anything.

So how does he injure his thumb?

I do plenty.

But I'm telling you, these are the two most likely culprits.

One, this is my driving thumb.

All right.

What do you mean?

This is my driving thumb. I generally drive What do you mean? This is my driving thumb.

I generally drive left-handed.

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