Guys, I'm eating drunk and watching home.

You better come out and stop me. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who are these guys?

Greetings, Junk, you've just dropped into another megalomaniacal episode of junk food cinema.

Brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.com. Dot on her majesty's secret menu. This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, the man with the golden pun.

And I am joined once again by my friend and co-host.

He's a novelist.

He's a screenwriter, a lieutenant of megaphors, the Count de champ deie, Mr. C. Robert Cargo.

Hi.

We haven't verified that.

We need a genealogist to make sure that your count status is viable, but I'm pretty sure it'll be upheld.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm really excited to be back once again for our long-running series in which we talk about the international crimes committed by

007 along with our guest Reese Witherspoon on the series Legally Bond.

Not up to me.

Just let me be legally boned.

Oh, man.

You know what I liked about that is it was a long walk around the block to get to.

And I, if there is anyone who appreciates a long walk around the block to get to a pun,

it is this guy right, yo.

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