995, the sports. We're Toucher and Rich, and we are a simulcast on CSN. That is where Casey Smith works. She's on New England Sports Tonight. Boston Sports Tonight. Boston Sports Tonight. That's the same thing. Why limit yourself to just Boston? But thank you so much for joining us. Thanks for having me. It is always a pleasure. You've got as little sleep as we have, which is always exciting to hear it. Always exciting. That's what they made coffee for, though. That's well, you know what? I don't drink it because I don't want my liver to work better. They say that it's good for your liver, and I'm really trying to get cirrhosis as quickly as possible. You're just giving up on it, huh? Yeah. Why not? I'm 42 and I look 50.

So why don't we just knock trying to get cirrhosis as quickly as possible. You're just giving up on it, huh? Yeah. Why not?

I'm 42 and I look 50.

So why don't we just knock the whole thing out? Throw in the towel. That's right. I'll see the kids off to school, out to college, and then I'll say, it's nice knowing you. Let's have a horribly painful death. It sounds like a plan that I will never follow, but I'll keep that in mind.

My dear, you ain't been in the business long enough. horribly painful death. It sounds like a plan that I will never follow, but I'll keep that in mind.

My dear, you ain't been in the business long, you know.

Well, that's true.

There is something new called podcasts that are out, and there is something called, we have a kid, a kid, he's old as hell, but he's from Everett, where everyone just lives in the street and walks around. And it's called the Dude and Bird Podcast. And just to get you familiar, obviously you're aware of it. But just to get you, you're not, it's part of the zeitgeist that's going on right now. If you happen to be online, look for that photo to your right. The dude and bird show. That's what you want to look for.

That is a fantastic photo.

So this is just...

Just take a list of a sample of what you get for the dude and bird show. This is just coming on in the riffing, all right? So I'm just going to give you a little taste. All right. Why should you ever charge anyone more than a dollar for a candy bar? No, it should be a candy bar or less.

Walmart's got the best prices.

Okay, so right there he says it should be a candy bar or less.

And they don't sound stoned at all. Not in the least. Completely sober. The dude seems, but I think maybe he's just so laid back in the cut. He's just like, I'm not going to rush this thing. Dude, Milky Waste, Nick is, Reese's K's, Cups.

They also should be a dollar

a last.

You can get the king size at Walmart for like a buck 19, I think. It used to be 98 cents, but they upped it a little bit. All I care about is when I go to the touch and rich, those pop-tots are still a dollar. Okay. The brown sugar ones.

I think you get a jazz guy of the high quality.

Casey.

Yes.

You might be thinking... Those pop tots are still a dollar. Okay. So, I think you get a jazz.

Of the high quality.

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