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Derek has a great story and how he got to work today.

No, it's not a great story.

I was just, I just ate crap, you know,

He missed him on my truck and fell right out of his truck. He's hoping that there's cameras out there to catch it.

I really hope no. Because there's nothing worse than a fat guy falling, right?

And it was an ugly fall too.

Because my foot got caught, like in between the curb and my truck.

And then I was just trying to recover,

and I just ended up just eating pavement.

I don't even know how I fell.

I don't know how I missed both the sidestep on my truck and the curb.

Like I missed somehow I missed both of those and my foot

went all the way to the ground you know I wasn't expecting it right my foot was

expecting to stop like on the curb or something and you know when you miss that step and then it just kind of my

bag was on my shoulder so my weight was off balance and so man then I just went down and I just

laid there for a second I was like oh man this is brutal there's you know

hurt too like I hurt my shoulder. I bet. So I go on Twitter this morning just see what's going on in the

world she was popping yeah and there's this thing going

trending I don't know if it's going trending but on Twitter you know I don't know how they if they

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