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Toucher & Hardy

June 26, 2017 Hour 3

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2017

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On this hour:  More from Gronk's roast of Ortiz.  Bird tries to roast T&R.  Reid Forgrave from Bleacher Report discusses the Celtics first round pick Jayson Tatum and where he ranks with the other picks from this draft.  Fred doesn't like the Big Lebowski and more!

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0:00.0

Rob Grunkowski and Dustin Bidroyd did a roast, along with others, for David Ortiz, and it was supposed to be on Nesson, but it was so Randy that it was not allowed on Nesson.

0:11.8

And just briefly, here is some of Rob Grankowski's roast.

0:15.8

Oh, ready.

0:16.9

Oh, by the way, guess who was asking for you in the gym?

0:20.7

Nobody.

0:23.7

Hey, Anthony Mackey is here, everybody.

0:25.9

Yay.

0:27.4

Anthony Matthew Matthew, baby.

0:29.0

Anthony played falcon in Captain America Civil War.

0:32.2

Anthony, you were terrible, dog.

0:34.5

It was the worst I've seen a falcon look since the second half of Super Bowl.

0:42.3

And that superhero, you know, that falcon, the superhero, that's the black guy.

0:47.1

You know, who can even fly when he's not being chased by the cops?

0:51.1

That's his superpower.

0:53.9

That's very funny. He was like, you know, the superhero Anthony Mackey, the cops. That's a superpower. That's very funny.

0:55.0

He was like, you know, the superhero, Anthony Mackey, the superhero. He's a superhero, he can't fly. He's flying. He's a falcon. He flies all over the place. But he's been chased by cops. You can't fly. You can't fly when your cops is coming away with your superpower. That's the only way you can fly, chase by cops. I mean, once again, he probably had the joke written out perfectly, and it made sense.

1:14.2

It might not have been a good joke, but it probably made sense. And then, of course, Rob just who's got so spazzed out that his eyes jumped from one word to the next. But when he did the Jewish joke about the quarterback, you're just like, dude, there's no way that was written. He's like, I'm rolling. This is from the rolodex in my mind.

1:32.0

All right, so we've brought in man named Bird. He was trying to explain that joke about

1:36.5

the flying. Because we're like, okay, so I don't get what the flying has to do with

1:42.2

being black and running from the cops and flying.

1:45.8

It just didn't make sense.

1:47.5

And Berg goes, well, it's because he played a guy who could fly.

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