With God in your life, every day is an administrator.

No wait, adventure, adventure.

I forget, with awards envelopes, do you open it with your dominant hand and hold it in the other one or is it the other way around?

Please, hold still, Mr. Swachama, you're getting makeup on your tuxedo!

Oh, sorry. I mean, why don't I have to wear makeup anyway?

This is the Avery Awards. Everything absolutely must be perfect.

And set up straight, your wrinkling yellow pills.

Come on, Bob. Where's your award ceremony spirit?

Everybody came all this way to be here for the Avery's.

I mean, I just saw Christina Puchelli walking the red carpet.

And Jess Harnel pulled up in his stretch limo slash ice cream truck.

There are thousands of adoring and eager fans waiting for us.

You're right, you're right, I know. But why don't you have to wear any makeup?

You don't mess with perfection.

Bob, Jesse, you're on two minutes!

Alright, let's go. Avery Awards. Here we come.

I'm not finished with your highlight!

Boy, it sure has been a while since we've done this.

Yeah, and this time we're covering two albums.

Album 59 taking the plunge and Album 60 head over heels.

Okay, you're not in 90 seconds.

Let me get you mic'd up before you step in the elevator.

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