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Titus Podcast

Jumping The Shark Daily!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE! 

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0:00.0

You are the resistance.

0:03.0

I'm Christopher Titus people and this is the Armageddon update.

0:06.0

You know, it is hard!

0:07.0

To really grasp how bad this president has screwed up everything he touches.

0:12.0

Even before he came, PetroPrez.

0:14.0

He bankrupt casinos, he failed businesses.

0:16.0

Dude, talk shit on 9-11.

0:18.0

I have a taller building now.

0:19.0

How many loyal soldiers, scumbags who backed this dude up were thrown under the bus, Giuliani, Bondi, Nome, Tillerson, Kelly, Millie, Barr, and on and on and on. It's kind of overwhelming, you know? Marjorie Taylor Green. It's hard to list and every day he jumps a bigger shark than the week before. Any one of these things would have brought down any other president in my

0:38.2

lifetime. Now I'm going to list a few things, and you've heard it before, but let's be clear.

0:41.9

These aren't even a tenth of the daily destruction this anal polyp with type two diabetes does.

0:47.6

He stole from a kid's cancer charity. Uh-huh. He called African country shitholes. That's helpful.

0:52.8

Called for an insurrection. You remember that?

0:55.2

Stole top secret documents. Called soldiers, suckers, and losers. When he claimed bone spurs to avoid the

1:01.7

draft five times, he tore down the east wing of the White House. Just bulldozed it. No approval,

1:07.1

no clearances, no plan, no paint palette. That's our house. Then he hired a boiled and

1:12.6

rotted hot dog with a brainworm who killed vaccines, stopped reporting pandemics. This dude

1:18.1

caught off a roadkill raccoon's penis. And the same guy in an interview said all black

1:23.3

children need to be raised in a wellness camp. What the fuck? Is that what we're calling

1:26.9

concentration caps now? He put a sexual assaulting Nazi used car cells, been a Fox News host in

1:32.6

charge of the most powerful military on earth. You know what this genius did this week? He stopped

1:38.8

our soldiers from getting flu shots. So now all the soldiers are going to get the flu with zero

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