Jumper Too Thick
TRASHFUTURE
TRASHFUTURE
4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I put so much work into finding good stuff to talk about all the time. You do. You do. |
| 0:17.9 | And we really appreciate you for it, you know. You're going out there. You're reporting the news. You're like balls and strikes. It's like, you know, it's serious stuff, you know? Yeah. I put it in the work. I decide, here's what we're going to talk about. I distill it down into what I think are like the key points or the key facts and figures or whatever. And then sometimes I will have a whole |
| 0:39.7 | document of stuff ready to talk about. And then 30 seconds before we start recording, Camp Push |
| 0:45.5 | gets destroyed by a sandstorm at Coachella. I warned you about these mega projects all the time, |
| 0:53.6 | you know? |
| 0:54.4 | Like, Courtney Kardashian's Vision 2030 is never gonna come to pass now, because if you hire |
| 1:00.1 | a bunch of, like, rimless glasses guys to build Camp Push, eventually, hubris is gonna catch |
| 1:06.2 | up with you. |
| 1:07.2 | Well, you know what the problem is? |
| 1:08.2 | There was like a huge unemployment scandal among |
| 1:11.3 | rimless glasses guys, and then they all had to go build Courtney Cartagian's camp. |
| 1:17.1 | I went to college, I was a fine to myself. No, I mean, what it is, is I like to think I |
| 1:22.3 | also work hard on this podcast. We have the sort of like long call where we discussed, like, |
| 1:26.4 | what's going in and like |
| 1:28.7 | all of the kind of information we managed to put together. |
| 1:30.7 | And then I love to, as we say, 30 seconds before we start airing, just text you a link to the TMZ |
| 1:37.3 | story, Camp Push destroyed. |
| 1:39.8 | Courtney Kardashians, Camp Push at Coachella, a lot of, a lot of consonants there, destroyed by tornado. |
| 1:49.0 | An adult summer camp has been ruined by God, we can only assume. |
| 1:54.0 | I mean, either that or the I, I think it's entirely possible to derive from this that the IRGC have weather controlling weapons that they're using to target America's most precious people, the denizens of Capuch. |
| 2:09.2 | Our tier one social media idiots have been, are precious operators. |
| 2:14.8 | Yeah, Cochella seems like so much fun this year. There's a video of |
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