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Jumper Too Thick

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

There's been a recent profile of Sam Altman that gives a lot of chances for analysis, mostly due to the fact that the man loves lying more than anything any one of us could ever love in this world. We also talk about Starmer's Spanish encounters and how every minor problem Hussein experiences sounds like something Keir Starmer could also be experiencing in his daily life. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! MAYOR ALERT Get tickets to the three performance dates for No God No Mayors in London on 25-26 April! The link is here! MILO ALERT Check out Milo's tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows NATE ALERT Lions Led By Donkeys will be performing live in London on 29th May and you can get tickets here! Nate's band Second Homes is about to release their debut album, and you can stream / preview / preorder it on Bandcamp here!

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0:00.0

I put so much work into finding good stuff to talk about all the time. You do. You do.

0:17.9

And we really appreciate you for it, you know. You're going out there. You're reporting the news. You're like balls and strikes. It's like, you know, it's serious stuff, you know? Yeah. I put it in the work. I decide, here's what we're going to talk about. I distill it down into what I think are like the key points or the key facts and figures or whatever. And then sometimes I will have a whole

0:39.7

document of stuff ready to talk about. And then 30 seconds before we start recording, Camp Push

0:45.5

gets destroyed by a sandstorm at Coachella. I warned you about these mega projects all the time,

0:53.6

you know?

0:54.4

Like, Courtney Kardashian's Vision 2030 is never gonna come to pass now, because if you hire

1:00.1

a bunch of, like, rimless glasses guys to build Camp Push, eventually, hubris is gonna catch

1:06.2

up with you.

1:07.2

Well, you know what the problem is?

1:08.2

There was like a huge unemployment scandal among

1:11.3

rimless glasses guys, and then they all had to go build Courtney Cartagian's camp.

1:17.1

I went to college, I was a fine to myself. No, I mean, what it is, is I like to think I

1:22.3

also work hard on this podcast. We have the sort of like long call where we discussed, like,

1:26.4

what's going in and like

1:28.7

all of the kind of information we managed to put together.

1:30.7

And then I love to, as we say, 30 seconds before we start airing, just text you a link to the TMZ

1:37.3

story, Camp Push destroyed.

1:39.8

Courtney Kardashians, Camp Push at Coachella, a lot of, a lot of consonants there, destroyed by tornado.

1:49.0

An adult summer camp has been ruined by God, we can only assume.

1:54.0

I mean, either that or the I, I think it's entirely possible to derive from this that the IRGC have weather controlling weapons that they're using to target America's most precious people, the denizens of Capuch.

2:09.2

Our tier one social media idiots have been, are precious operators.

2:14.8

Yeah, Cochella seems like so much fun this year. There's a video of

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