Jump In!
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5 • 944 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2024
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
This week, the DCOM writers spin the sports wheel and get a teen... [BOXER] who is worried about the ridicule he'll receive for his secret love of... [COMPETITIVE DOUBLE DUTCH JUMP ROPE]. Huh. Not sure how that got on here, but let's see how they get on.
The boxer in question is Isadore "Izzy" Daniels, a pugilistic prodigy under a lot of pressure from his overbearing dad to succeed and become the third generation of Daniels to win the prestigious golden gloves tournament. Izzy is fine with this, until one day he takes his sister to a jump rope contest and the scales fall from his eyes, revealing to him a whole new world of *checks notes* competitive jump rope. Can Izzy balance his love of boxing and double dutch? Will he find romance with Mary, the feisty leader of local underdog skipping team the Joy Jumpers? Does this movie's narrator think we're idiots? Listen to find out and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball |
| 0:08.6 | come to my smart house |
| 0:11.1 | speed by alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom Podcast. I am one of your hosts Luke |
| 0:28.6 | Westerway. That was Luke Westerway talking. Everyone thought he'd be the next great podcaster. |
| 0:34.4 | The hell is going... And so did I. |
| 0:36.3 | The f- But little did we know the dark secret he was hiding from everyone. |
| 0:40.0 | You know about this... |
| 0:41.0 | Even his closest friends. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh my God, they know about... |
| 0:44.0 | That's right, Luke likes, I don't know, knitting or something. |
| 0:48.0 | Pretty girly, right? |
| 0:49.0 | Anyway, as soon as the neighborhood found out they all wanted to kill him, |
| 0:52.0 | and rightly so me included |
| 0:53.8 | I hit all my wool so carefully but of course I was just a stupid coward afraid to |
| 0:59.7 | confront my own inadequacies and I've I realize that now and I'm I'm bad and |
| 1:05.7 | Luke is is good started with a cross stitch of a fast car it was cool and |
| 1:10.8 | managed to begin with a cross stitch of a bodacious babe. |
| 1:15.0 | It started with a cross stitch of a big bikini babe. |
| 1:19.0 | It was fine to start. |
| 1:21.0 | That's how it always starts. |
| 1:22.8 | Luke soon realized that it was more important to be true to himself or something. |
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