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I'll talk about this a little bit more at the end. But first, I'm very pleased they got to make

this episode. It's a great bit of fun. Take it away, Michael.

Hello.

I'm the poet Michael Banyan,

and you're listening to the podcast,

Jumanji CWS.

It's a unique podcast where I ask guests

whether they could have been in the film Jumanji,

whether they would have been in the film Jumanji,

and whether they should have been in the film Jumanji, and whether they should have been

in the film Jumanji.

This episode, as always, is brought to you by our sponsor, Jamancini, a brand-new Jumanji-themed

bikini or Mankini sent to your door every month.

Simply leave the old, soiled Jumankeen in the provided metal bin and wake up to a fresh

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And as always, I'd like to thank Jamankeen for helping me to talk to the people

who could have been involved in Jumanji but weren't asked,

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