Hello. Now, last week there was an episode of Beef and Dairy Network, and there's another one this week. What? Isn't it usually monthly? Yes, it is. But this month is Max Fun Drive, which is when shows on the Maximum Fun Network, like this one, Beef and Dairy Network, ask for the support of the listeners for our shows. Thank you to so many of you who already

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you get access to our bonus content and the day after this episode goes live,

there'll be a new piece of bonus content, which is, for the first time, an entirely

unedited version of this episode. So you get access to the completely unedited, recorded audio

because I think some of you might be just interested to kind of see what it starts out as.

It's a lot, lot longer than this episode. There's lots of stuff that got edited out. There's lots of

us cracking up. It's good fun. So if you're interested in that, the only way to listen to that

is to sign up and support the show at maximum fun.org forward slash beef join. Anyway, here we go. It's another episode

of Jumanji CWS. Welcome to Jumanji CWS, the podcast where I, poet Michael Banyan, ask my guests

whether they could have been in the original Jumanji film. I then ask them whether they would have been in the original Jumanji film. I then ask them whether they would have been in the original Jumanji film,

and we round off the podcast with the biggest question of all,

whether they should have been in the original Jumanji film.

And along the way, we all learn a little bit about ourselves.

And as ever, we're sponsored by Jamankeenie,

a brand-new Jemangi-themed bikini, or Mankini, sent to your door every month.

Simply leave the old-soiled Jumankeen in the provided metal bin

and wake up to a fresh Jemankini on your doorstep.

And this month, Jemankini are introducing a new formal wear range,

Jumangi-themed bikinis and manginis

that you can wear to a wedding, funeral or court-hering.

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