You have to control yourself.

And welcome back to horror queers.

We're talking, and then we can all have ice cream and bourbon.

We're talking, don't call me crazy Alan, ever.

And we're talking, stop giving me things that come apart.

And I'm Joe. And I'm Trace, and we're talking, stop giving me things that come apart. And I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace.

And we're talking, in the jungle, you must wait until the dice read five or eight.

Oh, man.

That, I think, is one of the scariest effects in this entire film.

Joe, it scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

I was six years old when I saw Joe

Johnston's Jumongi in theaters, everyone. Yes, as we clued in last week, this is my pick for this

month because this, I love Jumaji, man. I really, rewatching this, I really do think that

this is the movie. This is the reason why I like creature

features so much. Okay, that is fascinating. I was going to ask you if we should have a conversation

about whether to classify this as a creature feature, because there's so many creatures, but

typically we would say, oh, well, it needs one to be like a snake movie or a lion movie or something.

In some ways, the animals are here, but they're not often the threat.

Right.

Well, they're not killing people because we aren't killing people in this movie.

And that's the, I think that that's the kind of key here.

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