July 9, 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2021

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Are farts a sex complement? Guy hooks up with best friend's mom. How important is sex in a relationship?

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0:00.0	Where that message show. You are one hour away from a Debbie Dacol. Also we'll have the
0:17.5	Queen on today. All right. It sounds good. I'll tell you the rest of the crap is coming
0:25.2	up today. Yet I'm mid evil times up here. Yeah. So I got to get my stuff here works. You
0:33.2	got to roll your scroll out. Let me get my scroll. And then with those things we're called. Yeah.
0:38.7	Yeah. With the old school, he writes himself down. He got to go back and look at it. That's
0:43.0	those bad ass though. You see. Yeah. What's wrong, buddy? I'm looking real disheveled. He always does. Yeah.
0:51.7	Man. Well, got the camo on today. You see your birthday. Can't see you. Can't see you. No. My birthday is
0:57.5	last month. Oh man. All right. Happy birthday. Thanks. Thanks. Appreciate it. I really have no friends.
1:06.3	That's awesome. Happy birthday. Happy late birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Forty.
1:12.8	Forty. That's a big one too. Yeah. Do you have a surprise, Porty? No, I actually forgot it.
1:17.8	I forgot my birthday. I didn't realize until two days later. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. That's
1:22.8	not a press. It does that. He's depressed. Oh, remember we were talking about this.
1:28.5	Try not to be suffering from mental health. I talked to him yesterday. He's fine. No, I'm fine.
1:34.1	Yeah. He can mask it well. Yeah. That's what depressed people do. Yeah. Maybe just lying to my face.
1:39.2	Yeah. Which I appreciate, by the way. Oh, no problem. If you're depressed, you can mask it so I
1:43.6	don't know. You're depressed. I don't know. I appreciate it. Oh, bad. That would appreciate it.
1:48.8	This married Texas woman, right? 31 years old. Okay. She was hooking up with, I don't know,
1:55.0	some 15 year old dude, right? Yep. And so guess what she got? She got STDs. She got probation. Oh,
2:02.0	damn. Okay. That's it. 15 years old. Yeah. Yeah. You know, she had been sentenced to probation. I
2:08.8	don't know. You think she should have been like, oh, free. I'm not sure. I don't know what I was
2:13.6	trying to see is I mean, she was a newlywed. Yeah. That part is that's crazy. Like you think you
2:20.0	just get married, right? Like I think you're safe for at least six months, six months minimum.
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