A lot of people wouldn't call it an ostrich.

They do.

When Joelle is throwing her Fourth of July party, she cites Christopher Columbus as the reason

for why we celebrate July 4th.

So I'm just, there's a lot of stupidity on this cast.

Real strong case for the public school systems.

My God.

I don't know.

I think it's got something to do with a pent.

What?

Hi, hello and welcome to a brand spanking new season, a new franchise of the franchise Real Housewives.

It is the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, a Patreon, Scleasy.

I'm Dylan. That is Patrick.

Hey, great to be here.

Ruby is not here, which is kind of, it's kind of crummy because I think that Rubes has a lot to say about these cats. Ruby's going on a honeymoon next week, too. So I don't think we're going to have her for the first two episodes. Wow. How dare she? God, how dare she. I don't think she realizes how important it is that she'd be here. I know. And go ahead and list a reason why it's important that she'd be here. Well, I mean, the audience misses her. That's number one. Guys, we have a brand new show. Hey, this is going to be a free episode, right? Just to lure everybody. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Okay.

Well, we're going to be covering this entire season of Patreon.com slash another podcast network.

I got to tell you, while I am very disappointed in the bait and switch of announcing that you're going to be filming in one of the oldest

seats of power in the country and then giving us this slop. Okay. Let me stop you right there.

It's a bait and switch. But it's our fault. We projected that our ideal show onto that.

I'm going to be positive, but you and I mirror the same thoughts.

I'm going to be positive.

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