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Derek, I don't know, he cut his, so he's bleeding all over the place.

Can people watch that on Facebook Live?

That's bad ass.

Put the camera on your finger.

I, uh...

Did you get him some band-aids?

What did you get him? Gause and give it to him don't touch him

Corona John you big dumb ass you don't touch all the stuff and get your bacteria and

assortment of other things their fingers now gonna get pregnant as much as you touched it.

I don't know what I do either, man. I don't know what I could it on.

Well, if Derek comes to work next week and his fingers pregnant, we know why, because John was

touching all over the place. No doubt. Yeah you need to wrap that.

Dude, I put some eyeballs on that. Can we sign it? I cut it like, it's not like a little cut. It's got that some bitch good you do it John go find

some some gorilla glue or superglue we're gonna superglue it's gush and blood yeah we

we got to do something he's gonna be to be lost now. Do you know where it is?

No. No. Where are you going to go to look for it?

Huh?

I was going to go to every room and try to find it.

Do you don't know like a drawer or something to look for it?

No we don't have any we don't have any drawers. Okay. All right can you get on a mic

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