What the?

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Man, all right, so you think Derek, you find a woman, right?

She's like, damn, Derek.

You're the bomb in bed.

Right, I mean, you give it to her, dude.

Yeah.

Her eyes are in the back of her head.

Oh, man, I love that look. She's kicking. Yeah, you ever hit a dog's tickle spot and their legs starts kicking. I always saw my dogs tickle spots. Right, so you do that there. Yeah, you know, and she's just like oh my gosh. She's telling all her girlfriends like that would be nice. Yeah. This is the best. That would be actually really that would be bad ass and then you find out that just because

you're so bad ass at it yeah does not mean she won't cheat on you in fact it could

mean the opposite what I would that would confuse me. Yeah. Big time. It was a little confusing when I read this yesterday because I feel like that's the one thing. That's what I always thought because it's been proven that good

looking guys get cheated on rich guys get cheated on faithful guys get cheated on but guys that were always good at

pleasuring their women didn't seem to get cheated on well I at least I didn't think that's

what I thought and everything that we've been taught right is a lie according to this okay that's coming up man that's shocking

It's very shocking. I mean there's a lot of shocking news today. You might have just rolled in and just hit me with the most shocking.

Yeah that one that one kind of that'll shake you right.

Shake you to your core.

I mean it's shaking me to my core right now.

All right. All right.

I'm not even good in bed.

But the values that I have in life that are just shook.

Because you're bad in bed.

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