So, you've entered the Paracast with your host, Gene Steinberg and David

Beetti. So riddle me this, David, and I've known with your host Jane Steinberg and David Vieting.

So riddle me this, David, and I've known you for quite a while, and we've been doing the show now for about five months or so.

How does one become the self-proclaimed Photoshop profit of Earth? I need to know.

Here's the yardstick by which Photoshop prophecy is measured.

If you can close your eyes and without the software in front of Eugene,

visualize the entire menu and dialogue structure of the application.

And if you can do a Photoshop demo where you don't have the program running because the computer they were supposed to get for you doesn't work.

So you now have to take Photoshop questions from an audience who's come prepared with them and answer those questions by literally closing your eyes,

visualizing the program, visualizing their problem, and dictating to them from memory.

Exactly what steps in Photoshop they have to

take to accomplish what they're doing, that gene would make you the Photoshop profit of the Earth,

which, by the way, is indeed what I am, given that years ago, I did exactly that gene. I literally

did a Photoshop demo without Photoshop. There were people in the audience

just gasping, not knowing how I was doing this. And I'll qualify this, Gene. This was about

seven or eight years ago. I don't know that I could do that with today's version of Photoshop.

It's become so complex, and there are so many submenus in that thing and sub-dialogs.

I don't know that I could do that anymore, but I certainly could do it back in the days of

Photoshop 5.

Okay.

How did you get this title, though?

I gave it to myself, man.

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