What up, what up bitches? Welcome! Billy Madison chose. Yo, it is Hump Day.

No, a lot of people get excited. I have waited a little weekend here, buddy.

You're gonna get on there, huh?

We are at our Hump Day, so that's pretty exciting coming up with the program.

They're saying, you know, you got to do the 14-day quarantine.

You got the corona. Well, now they're saying, hey, if you don't have corona,

take the 14-day sex challenge. Okay. Have your own 14 days.

To rekindle with your partner. Oh, so this, this wife, she wants permission to sleep with her coworker.

We'll talk about that coming up. It's like, what?

Yeah, that's unfortunate. Oh, neighbors have been pouring pee on their house.

They're like, damn, let's have wild animal out of your stomach.

Some people get the neighbors from hell. From hell, I'm lucky. I got all bad ass neighbors.

Fandestizing about your wife makes you a better husband.

Okay. So we'll discuss that.

Oh, yeah, I'd imagine.

Doing this once per week can half your risk of early death.

I'll tell you what that is coming up. Is going to mortality.

Yes, they do. Let me see here.

Oh, finally, I promise I will get to the girlfriend that plays with the dolls.

I've been waiting all week. Okay.

It's a good day to do it. Gotcha.

Oh, this chick, she goes, what's that with my fantasy and what's your bizarre fantasy?

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