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A public service for you, and that is this. I can determine which goat is right for you. I have a website

here, and that is the headline, which goat is right for you? Well, what if someone doesn't

want a goat at all? That'll tell me that perhaps they want a Hashmina goat. I get it. Because

that's the sort of goat that went over someone like that. All right, got it.

So I just need to know a little bit about your personality and which goat is right for you.

And I like that it's not a question of whether or if.

It's a question of, you know, which one is right.

There is, in fact, a goat that's right for you, Josh.

I would always, I've always wanted a pygmy goat, you know, like a house goat.

Yes.

That's small that can just kind of hang out with the family.

All right.

I've always been, like a little fuchsian goat.

That would be odd.

Well, unfortunately, I have chosen for you an over-Hazley goat.

It's a Squiss Alpine version.

Very companionable, bigger than maybe what you had wanted. Very powerful hind legs, too.

They can leap over fences or cars and stuff. So you've got to make sure to get a tall fence

and whatnot. But he wants a goat for the house. Your family's going to love it.

Generally, a multicolored, very attractive goat, the Aberhausly goat.

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