Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the Life of Caesar podcast, episode four.

Yeah.

If you haven't listened to episodes one, two, and three, what are you doing?

Like, seriously.

Wasting their time.

Don't you know how this works?

Don't start at episode four.

Go back to, stop right now, go back to episode one.

One.

Unless you have a reading disorder, in which case I apologize.

With me, as always, on The Life of Caesar podcast, my eminent co-host, the brains behind the operation, historian, lover, man of the world.

Ray Harris, tell us your news for the week, Ray.

Okay, so for episode number four, my basement has been flooded.

Everything has been packed away and boxed away.

And so my life has been a complete

wreck for the last week. Instead of my nice office that I get to smoke in while we record the show,

I am now in my daughter's playroom. There's pink everywhere. And I am sitting at a table about the

fourth of a size of a normal table. And it's got Dora the Explorer all over it.

I'm sitting in a little tiny chair again Dora and so I will be brave enough to have a

picture of this taken so I can show you what I've been putting up with for the last week

or so.

That is awesome.

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