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🗓️ 3 August 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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0:00.0 | Everyone always says why is Gutfeld number one in late night and I know the secret |
0:04.0 | It's all the wise cracks that Greg makes it my expense |
0:06.5 | However, love Greg carves out special time each day to find fun, clever new ways to make fun of me |
0:11.6 | According to reports and obviously I don't think that I don't want the ratings to dip just because I'm here hosting |
0:17.3 | Doesn't mean we need to break the format. So each guest will tell some jokes at my expense. |
0:23.3 | It's my first time hearing them. |
0:25.2 | So here we go. |
0:26.4 | Tom, begin. |
0:27.8 | Here we go. |
0:28.8 | A pollster who correctly predicted every election since 1984 is now on record saying that Brian |
0:34.4 | kill me is a loser. |
0:35.6 | Kat I know you I'm dragging you into this and this is reluctant but this is your job |
0:39.9 | take a shot at me. Some of these are real mean. |
0:43.0 | Some of them? |
0:44.0 | This one is really not nice. |
0:45.0 | When he did a play-by-play on the puppy bowl, |
0:48.0 | they asked to be euthanized. |
0:50.0 | That's really horrible. |
0:51.0 | I mean, this one too. |
0:52.0 | Brian's on so many Fox shows. |
0:53.9 | His nickname around the office is Jimmy Phela. |
0:56.7 | Oh wait, this one's awful. |
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