Take off your bicycle shorts, you bearded fiendians, sit down at me and let's have a bit

of crack.

How are you getting on?

Hope you're having a wonderful time.

Currently at this exact moment, I'm recording this on Tuesday at the 15th January 2019.

I'm in Sa'ha in London, same place that I was last week.

I'm up in a tower block with two massive windows in front of me.

I have several stories up.

And before me is the city of London, the night skyline, rooftops, little blinking red lights.

What does a small bit of chaos?

There's between five and six helicopters, scabbering all around the city of London, mainly

focusing their energies around the houses of parliament, Westminster.

Because poor old Theresa May has just had her Brexit deal handed back to her and rejected.

So I don't know what the helicopters are.

I assume they're just like nose helicopters of the world just looking at the chaos that's

happening in the buildings, you know.

Maybe there's a couple of military helicopters waiting for her to shake the cake off.

I don't know.

Is that riot sparking material?

The rejection of the Brexit deal.

I don't think the Brits are really into rioting, are they?

But that's the crack.

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