Welcome, one and all in here, out there.

Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea to the late show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

Hey, yeah, how's your weekend? Good? Great. Small talk over. Let's talk about Epstein.

Okay. Last week, Democrats in Congress released a handful of salacious emails about Trump from a trove of documents provided by the Epstein estate, including one in which Epstein says that Trump, quote, knew about the girls.

That prompted Republicans to accuse Democrats of cherry picking.

Let's pause there for a second.

Guys, I'm going to say for this one, maybe go with a different fruit.

That's just my advice.

This is for you.

Now,

so to prove the Democrats

were, let's say, pineapple choosing,

House Republicans released

20,000 plus pages of other Epstein documents.

They did it to show that they were way more transparent than the Democrats,

who they say released just enough to make Trump look bad.

And they were right because the Republicans' additional release of documents made him look awful.

For instance, okay?

Just for starters, in this new batch, Trump's name appeared over 1,600 times.

Wow, the 60, that's a big number.

What numbers are less than that?

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