My name is Julia Louis Dreyfus. Hi.

And I feel, you know, not much about being caught in a bike.

So it's like a dead feeling. It's a really, you just feel dead.

No, it's not dead. I mean, I feel very much alive personally, but when I...

...Fall is here now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell where do we are going to be friends. I can tell where do we are going to be friends.

Hello, welcome to Conan and Brian's friends. I put a tiny pause in there after hello and welcome.

And then the title of the podcast, just to create drama, dramatic tension, incredible tension.

Anything could happen this episode now. I don't think anybody knew what we were listening to.

Anything could happen and anything will.

Oh my God. I don't feel safe. I've triggered you with my silences.

How's everybody doing? How are you, Mr. Gourley?

I'm doing pretty good. We haven't seen each other in a while because you've been Galavant and Globe Trotten.

I've been Globe Trotten, Galavant and out there doing my thing. Yeah, I've covered a lot of ground, but I'm back.

You got sick.

Yeah, I'm got a little sick. Yeah, that's all right. It's just what happens. When I travel a lot, I always catch a cold when I'm in the plane a lot.

And some people say it's the selfies. I love to. I will offer a selfie if someone doesn't even want one.

Oh no.

Hey, you want a selfie? What? Don't you want a selfie? I was a late night king.

What? There goes all the dramatic tension. Yeah. I was a late night king.

There. That's their tension for you. Anyway, yeah. So if someone has a cold in any of the places I've been, I will catch it.

Yeah.

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