Well, hi there. It's me, Julia Louis Dreyfus. We're back for season three of Wiser Than Me. We've got so much more wisdom to share from the magnificent old ladies featured this season. To celebrate the start of season three, we've added some groovy new items to our Wiser than Me merchandise collection. Head over to our merch shop to check out all of our great stuff, like a classic

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visiting wiser than me shop.com. Lemmonada. It's hilarious to me how often a conversation with

somebody in their 50s or 60s or even 70s will start with the words.

Well, when I was in high school, we never get over high school, do we? Seriously. I mean, as my own kids get older, I see constant proof for good or ill that these high school years are critical and formative.

Our sons attended one school from kindergarten through high school graduation,

a very progressive co-ed school in Santa Monica, California that was so liberal

that my husband affectionately refers to it still as

Sandinista Tech.

My high school was so different, but just as foundational.

My high school and elementary school was a private all-girls school.

I went there for 10 years.

And then, my God, my father, I do not know why,

he wanted me to go to an all-girls college, which I definitely did not want to do. He absolutely

insisted that we go tour Wellesley College. So we did, and we ended up having this huge fight about the school

while walking across the quad. And all of a sudden, a bee flies up my skirt and

stings me on the ass. This is a true story, you guys. No kidding. And I started screaming in front of the whole

tour group, like a crazy person. The good news is I didn't have to go on the rest of the tour.

So that was excellent. But anyway, back to my all girls high school. My school has a roster of wildly successful female alums, and maybe that's because

at a school like mine, everyone who is the captain of a team or the star of a play or president

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