Hello, I'm Jules.

Hello, I'm Sarah.

And welcome to Jules and Sarah the podcast, where today it's been a bit of an ordeal situation,

hasn't it, Sarah?

Why don't you give us a rundown of the morning, darling?

I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically, dear Portsloo crew, we awoke. It was a lovely

morning. I was having the chamomile tea. We should say Jules and I didn't awake. Jules in Dutch

awoke. We awoke separately in our separate homes. We had plans to be together today. That was not

to be. We are doing this remotely,

Portsloo crew. And yeah, I'll let Jules explain more. God, Sarah, there's no one who wishes you

and I had woken up together more than me today. Oh, every day, darling, every single day. And when they are all dead,

our husbands, we will commune together at last. That's the way it'll be. Lorna can come as well,

my sister can come. Any of the Portsloo crew if you if you're available you want to start the

commune is in our future i actually think that would be lovely beach side little seaside a bit like

the film beaches actually that house would be lovely perfect i'm glad we've got that onto the vision

board but um so look we had a little bit of an episode with Willow

this morning. She's an old dog now. So she has a heart murmur and we had to rush to the vets,

had to message Sarah. If you've set off, turn back, don't come now. I had visions of Sarah rocking

up as we were, I don't know, walking back with an urn,

I didn't know what was going to happen. It was a whole situation. It really was very extreme.

For context, I was on the A12 with a single pint of milk flying down on my way, suddenly stop, turn back.

I had to, I pulled off.

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