Hello, I'm Jules.

Hello, I'm Sarah.

And welcome.

Welcome to Jules and Sarah the podcast where today let me just set the scene.

Yes.

At any point, I might be flashing Sarah one of my six nipples because I'm...

What a thrill!

Immediately after this, like I'm stepping out from podcast jules and stepping onto Instagram,

Stuart Tanalog. And I said to myself, I was like, what is the point in getting dressed for Sarah?

What's the point? I'll just put this light linen robe on and I'll just sit here.

So if there is a slight rustle, it's just the delicate movements of the linen that's moving over my undulating body.

You know, I don't know if you know this about Ryan Seacrest. Stay with me. Ryan Seacrest in America

has everything like purpose built. I remember you telling me this back in the day. Yes, great fact.

It makes me think,

so Ryan Seacris gets up, he goes into one room and does his radio show and then he goes next door to the other studio to go live on E, right? And this is what it's making me think of with

you. You're doing the podcast and then you'll

simply step in front of the ringlight and suddenly you're on live. You are the Ryan Seacrest

of Kent. That's what's happening. Oh my God. Well, I feel like I feel like Kent's really, it's letting me down a bit this week, Sarah.

And I think it's a safe space, but like, you know, I'm just having, you know, I'm just having,

no, it's actually just my local area. The biggest county. The biggest county in England.

The whole thing's completely letting me down. You you know, it's just like this week,

I just have, have we ever talked about the dry cleaners that can't dry clean in our town?

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