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This is the Sarah and Vinny Secret Show for Monday, July 17th, 2023, mid-summer.

It's one of those mid-summer, so dog days of summer are here.

Why do they call them dog days? Because dogs are panting,

like laying in the shade, like, oh my gosh.

Yeah, lazy days of summer, I don't know. I do know, or they drag on.

I'm not sure. I don't know. I do know, like, for me, I'm not really a summer guy,

but what I love about summer, once we're, like, to this point in July, is summer's almost over.

That's what I love about it. Like, we're almost to fall, and the best part of the year,

and the kids go back to school, and we start looking at the holidays, and it starts to get cool,

and crisp again. You're rushing my cheese. It's going to pick up.

It's going to be happy this year. You're pushing through it. You're speeding my life up. Stop that.

I don't want to do that. I just want to, I just want to summer to be over.

It's too hot. Do you get a bed last night, and just go, well, why bother with this?

No, my AC works. My AC works, and I crank that shit up.

What are you? That can crazy. I got my AC going.

I've got my whole room is sealed off, and then I got my fan going top speed,

and then I get down underneath all my covers and quilts, and then as soon as I get hot,

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