Juke Hernandez, with Steve Hernandez
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:10.9 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio sweetheart. |
| 0:15.5 | Jordan Morris, boy, detective. |
| 0:18.4 | Jordan? Yes. |
| 0:19.4 | I bet you're jealous of me that my beverage is full of this true orange. |
| 0:23.4 | Oh, man. |
| 0:24.3 | You're still on that citrus powder kick, I see. |
| 0:27.7 | Yeah, well, citrus crystals, yes. |
| 0:30.2 | I think your original, the original flavor that caused you to bulk by citrus crystals |
| 0:35.5 | was lime. |
| 0:37.0 | Are you, do you have a new favorite flavor? |
| 0:39.1 | I saw, you held up orange. |
| 0:41.3 | How's that going? |
| 0:42.6 | Yeah, right now I'm kind of all about orange crystals. |
| 0:45.9 | Although grapefruit crystals can be very fun, Jordan. |
| 0:49.6 | Grapefruit crystals can be like, if they don't, if they don't interact with your medications, be careful. Some |
| 0:57.0 | grapefruit crystals may interact with your medications. Is that true? Yeah, I think so, probably |
| 1:02.4 | right. There's a lot of pills you can't eat grapefruits with. I didn't know that. |
| 1:06.9 | That's probably why you're so ill. That's why I have grapefruit madness. |
| 1:12.7 | That's why I'm always eating a boring but sensible breakfast. |
| 1:16.3 | Fuck, it's the grapefruit madness. |
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