What are you wearing today? The shirt is Vivian Westwood. The bag is Zara, and the shoes are actually custom-made to be a metre long because I just moved house, so it's just easier when I'm measuring things up. And what's your favourite drink? Vodka Cranberry. Oh, nice. Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

Today's episode is brought to you by neutral vodka seltzer made with vodka, seltzer, and real juice. It's neutral, the one with the umlaut. It's Wednesday, March 1st, 2023. I'm J.E. Skis. Here in the yard and alongside me, thanks to the power of technology, Tasmalis. Podcast listeners, this is for you.

Also here on screen, it's the bearded woman, top shot hot boy, Trey Kirby.

Hey, yo!

Hey, yo.

And last but not least, in the background, making the magic happen.

Up in Toronto, yes, it's Jerome Chang.

What's up, Jerome?

It's much more comfortable in lower altitudes. Yes, you're back near sea level, got your legs under you? Yeah, good, good. Super

balanced, super great, yeah. Are you not getting nailed with another snowstorm in Toronto, though,

or is that fake news? I was off last week. We had that snowstorm when I got back.

It was the tail end.

There's snow everywhere, but it's melting.

It's a melting.

Good, good, good.

Well, shout out to the stream team, joining us live on YouTube.

I promise today, no Nick Kroll clips.

I screwed up everything yesterday, showing a fun ref Jeff clip and man we got

blasted by the YouTube copyright to the point where the show wouldn't even play for anyone.

We did re-upload it. I know a lot of you just went and listened to the podcast so thanks for that.

But apologies, I thought we could show 25 seconds of Ref Jeff from Comedy Central. And it turns out, CBS Tass, they're sticklers.

Podcast listeners, that one was for you. Yes. I guess, I guess, I don't know, I'm not really in

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