Wes?

Sandy!

Oh, you're looking chirpitch.

Yeah, I'm off on a tour of London with my mates.

Got a great deal with SWR rewards.

A tour?

Beak there or beak square, I said.

I got a deal for a boat trip down the Thames.

You got a quacking day for it?

Oh, Wes!

Make every trip a treat with SWR rewards.

Book trains direct to claim yours.

Southwestern Railway. Spread your wings.

Teas and Cs apply.

Ready.

Morning every, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Welcome to Monday.

A week of showers, wind, rain, battering storms, my God. It's going to be like batten down the hatches, isn't it really? So Greg Wallace was kicked out. I don't know what he was doing wearing a chef's outfit from. He's a green grocer and a failed green grocer at that. So he's been voted out because quite simply he cannot dance. It was a simple,

everybody knew he couldn't dance. He knew he couldn't dance. He got the lowest scoring of the celebrity

judges and so we had to kick him out. But it's when they sort of dressed him up as a chef and I thought,

no, you're not. You're not. Absolutely. Judy Murray got a whole load of Twitter abuse yesterday describing her as arthritic, a tennis-themed dreadful chachau routine, which was just awful. Somebody said she's so wooden you could build a bridge out of her, which is said to me. She was also said to move like a moped with a puncture and unflatteringly compared to an ironing board,

a piece of cardboard, a fence and a dummy being moved around. I mean, she was absolutely,

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