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Hey, I'm Jesse Thorn.

So normally you'd be hearing Bullseye right now.

That's my show.

But we're breaking format this week

for a very special presentation.

If you know John Hodgman, it's probably

from his appearances as the drenched millionaire

with a resident expert on the daily show with John Stewart.

Or maybe from his books of world knowledge.

Or I guess is the PC from those Mac vs PC ads.

But what you might not know about John Hodgman

is that he's also a fake judge on the internet.

On Judge John Hodgman, he hears disputes

from real people all over the world, mostly via Skype.

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