It made the news. There was this dude at the White House, this like famous media agent at the

White House correspondent dinner, who were through all the chaos was just sitting there eating his

salad. Salad. Yes. And I was like, that would be Tim. That would be Tim. He'd be like,

I paid for this goddamn meal. I am not leaving. I'm eating this food. As I understand the charge, I plead guilty.

I would definitely be doing that. I'd be eating my meal. And honestly, if there were other people's

meals that hadn't touched that were abandoned, maybe I might eat those two. If they're good.

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Case dismissed.

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You ready for this? Sure. From Darren in Phoenix, he says, I recently misplaced my wallet after it fell out of my pocket while I was running errands. The wallet contained only my identification,

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