Judd Apatow

Don't Ask Tig

American Public Media

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live last December, Judd Apatow gets candid about mentorship and the ways that his personal life end up in his films. Tig and Judd give advice about initiating a breakup, motivating an unmotivated retiree to spice up his life, and getting an odorous co-worker to use deodorant. Want to check out video of the event?

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0:00.0	Hello dear listeners, it's your pal Tig Notaro. What you're about to hear is a
0:05.3	taping of a live virtual show of Don't Ask Tig with director, producer, and
0:10.8	comedian, Judd Apatow recorded in December.
0:15.6	Leslie was on tonight's show the other day and she was talking about something
0:21.1	that I found to be very private, which was the fact that we have a white couch
0:25.7	and whenever I like lay on it, when I walk away, there's like almost like a chalk
0:31.2	outline of a dead body of my hair that looks like me. Like I leave and you
0:36.6	think I'm still there and also that you can't tell where in my body the hair
0:40.8	came from. Were you familiar with that bit or was it a surprise? An unfortunate
0:46.5	surprise. I have accepted that she can go where she needs to go to be
0:55.3	amusing on these things but I knew it was true and I also knew that it bothered
0:58.9	her because every time I got up from a chair this summer, there was part of me
1:04.1	still on the chair.
1:28.3	This is Don't Ask Tig. I'm Tig Notaro. This is my live show where I can tell you
1:34.4	in person to stop asking me. Judd, we're streaming live.
1:40.6	To who? Who's watching? It's a mystery. It's a real mystery. But are you nervous?
1:47.1	I got nervous when you use the word live. I don't know why but you know
1:54.1	sometimes you do the talk shows now and they'll let them they say if you say
1:57.7	anything weird we can cut it out. Don't worry. We'll cut it out. They didn't
2:01.6	use to do that. It was like it was all going out. Now they they tend to go a
2:05.2	little long. They'll snip your worst joke but this is you know this is just
2:09.5	going to be put out there. I'm going to have to pay the price whatever happens.
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