How awesome is it that I can drink and talk to Joe Dapper Tao at 5 in the afternoon.

This is this is a bit.

This is when you've always wanted and people say I've been mean to Jesus, but the men does not take offense, apparently.

Yes.

So do you have a drink?

I do have a drink right here.

Oh, you do.

Good.

You know, my parents used to watch the clock like kids in school waiting for the bell to ring

because like before five you're a fucking drunk and after five it's cocktails.

They hit it hard.

People in that, that's the madman era they fucking drank.

I hope that's your parents.

But not before five.

How far would it go?

Well, my father was Irish, shall we say.

He was tense in his job, he was a newsman.

So in the days when you had to read the news like with a stopwatch because it was

live on the hour on the radio station. Tense job. The best conversation ever him was when I was in college and I was

stoned and he was drunk. You know? But he was never somebody who didn't function or was

drunk on the job. He'd just like you get home and boy you need to unwind, you know.

And did he mind you unwinding?

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