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🗓️ 14 January 2021
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This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congress
Also, we discover a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest people on Facebook.
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0:00.0 | During the breach at the U.S. Capitol building, 11 laptops were stolen. One of them was Nancy Pelosi's. |
0:08.5 | So that actually has been reported that Nancy, that a, a laptop from Nancy Pelosi's, or was stolen from Nancy Pelosi's office. |
0:20.4 | Reportedly, this laptop was just like a shared office laptop that was used for PowerPoint |
0:28.1 | presentations and things like that. |
0:30.6 | But do we believe that, Tony? |
0:32.7 | No, I don't believe that. |
0:34.0 | What I believe even more, what's more terrifying is that i'm sure it did get stolen |
0:38.3 | i'm sure they skipped the find my like find my product you know app they have in computers now |
0:44.8 | find my computer app you know they probably skip that so we're never going to find it either |
0:51.2 | this was you know if it's a shared laptop if it's a laptop that like everybody in the Senate can use, |
0:57.4 | first of all, let's get these guys a raise, you know, why do they have to share one laptop? |
1:02.1 | That seems, it seems a little janky for our men and women, you know, at the heads of state. |
1:09.5 | And I mean, honestly, is it even stealing a laptop if it was paid for |
1:13.7 | with our tax dollars? Isn't that kind of our laptop? I think we should give them more laptops that |
1:19.6 | we can steal back. I completely agree. Um, second of all, if that's like a laptop that every you know uh house member could could use like |
1:31.4 | that's probably the most incriminating laptop there like that's probably got the filthiest shit on it |
1:38.4 | out of all of them yeah because i mean these people they're not the brightest they they've like |
1:44.0 | posted their own like you know they've posted screenshots to their phones |
1:46.6 | with all the tabs open type thing. |
1:48.4 | So we know they're not going to like, I'm just going to not go to my weird places on |
1:52.6 | the internet on this computer. |
1:54.4 | They're going to do it. |
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