Juan Soto Has Changed Our Lives
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Juan Soto is so good at baseball that he got us to record an episode. The Yankees won all 4 games in Houston this weekend and look like a completely different team. There’s an energy surrounding them that just hasn’t been there for years. The bullpen didn’t give up a run. Volpe looks like a new guy. Judge basically took the weekend off and it didn’t matter. We break down all the starting pitcher performances this weekend and rave about Oswaldo Cabrera’s start while also just drooling at what Juan Soto just did. Enjoy
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.6 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:12.2 | What's up, What's happened? Welcome to an addition of the short porch. We're back |
| 0:17.9 | Juan Soto was so good. The short porch has made its return. I'm here. |
| 0:22.4 | Tommy's here. Tommy's here, |
| 0:23.6 | Marty's here, the Yankees are 4 and 0. |
| 0:25.8 | We have it a lot to get into. |
| 0:27.4 | We basically got bullied back into this |
| 0:29.8 | and Wantsota was basically just giving us new life into loving the Yankees and baseball that, yeah, we're just going to talk about it for like an hour. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm fired up. I got a lot to get into here, but what's going on boys how are you feeling? |
| 0:43.0 | Fe It feels good to be back I mean it's true people bullied like like enough people |
| 0:48.1 | were like you got to bring back the short and like we're not it's we're |
| 0:51.0 | bringing it back not on a consistent basis we're bringing it back when we feel like it's the right timing and a four-game sweep of the Houston Astros with incredible comeback wins. |
| 1:01.0 | One of the greatest Yankee debuts of all time in Wong Sodo and just incredible vibes, |
| 1:05.9 | I think clarifies or categorizes the right time to bring it back. |
| 1:11.6 | I'll put you on the spot once a month. |
| 1:15.6 | I was thinking almost we set a win number |
| 1:18.1 | that they have to just get to and then we do it. |
| 1:21.3 | Or just bullying us and we'll fucking do it. Yeah I have very minimal |
| 1:26.4 | willpower so like if you just you know my whole I posted a few videos over |
| 1:30.7 | the weekend every fucking comment was bring back the pot bring back the |
| 1:33.9 | pot we need the pot you know what yeah like Tommy said a four game sweep on the |
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