JT Apologizes To Absolutely F–king Nobody, TSwift’s Going To The Super Bowl, And UMG VS TikTok

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🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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It’s February - the worst month ever! But that also means that Betches’s birthday is in 2 weeks...and it's our Betch Mitzvah! Won't you please come up and light candle number 13? Sami is preparing a montage, and maybe we’ll include Levels by Avicii in it, if we can get the music rights (shout out to the TikTok vs. UMG feud). While Sami is sound mixing, Jordana is busy selling her wares on Facebook Marketplace (her Betch of the Week and part of our new sustainability initiative). Then they move onto this week's headlines: Justin Timberlake is in his flop era, Sami and Jordana re-forecast their Taylor & Travis relationship timeline to account for the Chiefs making it to Super Bowl. We’re so proud, but also just about ready for them to put their public honeymooning on pause. There's also Sophie Turner and her semi-hard launch with British aristocrat boyfriend Peregrine Pearson, and Tom Sandoval is on the press circuit. This week, Justin Timberlake will be sent to the Caymans. He needs to experience some rejection. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:08.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:18.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill.
0:20.0	Wuho!
0:21.0	On a tandem!
0:22.0	Alright mate, with a mass sir on the back.
0:25.0	Oh that's nice.
0:26.0	Search Zero with an ex because healthy business is beautiful business. Hello, and welcome back to the I betches podcast I'm
0:43.0	Donna I'm Sammy and this week Eileen is out how are you doing she's on vacay she's
0:49.7	on vacay we miss her a lot but we are holding down the fort.
0:54.8	Jordana, it's the worst month ever.
0:56.7	I've revised my theory on the worst month ever.
0:59.6	I think it's a tie between March and January. You think those two are worse than February? Yes, I think
1:06.1	potentially March is the worst month of the year. Why? Because you think it's going to get hot and then it never does?
1:12.1	Yeah, well February is one shorter so like I mean it's kind of
1:16.1	sad that like the best thing about it is that it's so short. I also think it's like March is like almost just as
1:21.8	cold as February kind of is except
1:24.3	and you've been doing this longer and you like it's almost like a leading you on to
1:29.3	think that it's spring but it's really it snows in March all the time.
1:33.6	That's actually how I feel about March.
1:35.8	I'm so fucking over this.
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