Everybody welcome back to sleep to pride podcast.

So it's our diamond Jubilee.

Yeah.

We just learned about what that is for Mika.

Yeah, yeah, it's apparently like an age milestone when you hit 60.

Yeah, and when you hit 65, you get your sapphire jubilee.

And when you get, yeah, when you get to 70...

Is this like a strategy meika?

Yeah, this is astrology stuff.

No, this is real. Then when you get to your 70th year alive,

you get your platinum jubilee.

And when you turn 72, you die. after only four years of retirement.

Yep, that's the machine man you work until you die.

But at least you're a diamond jubilee.

Yeah, at least he hit the diamond jubilee.

It's like spending 50 years of your life at a company,

and then like on your 50th year there,

they're just like, you did so well for us,

here is a stapler that has your name on it. Thanks buddy. And then you're just like,

here's an 11 cent raise. You get a little pink eraser and then a Chinese finger trap for hitting your quotas.

Have you guys seen Severance?

Yeah, dude.

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