JRVP: Game On

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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RJVP is dead. Long live JRVP. Anthony Jeselnik and Gregg Rosenthal reunite for the first episode back in almost three years to discuss a child running on the field during a lightning delay and a football coach getting fired after the possible spiking of water with a male enhancement drug.
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0:00.0	Welcome to the Jesselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project JRVP.
0:03.8	Junior Vice President.
0:05.2	Two and a half years later, true love rises again.
0:08.3	You think you watched football last weekend?
0:10.2	Then you're damn full. You watch nothing. The season starts now!
0:24.4	We back! Didn't think it was gonna happen.
0:27.7	I knew it was gonna happen the whole time I had faith.
0:30.3	Two and a half years after Anthony Jesselnik and myself Greg Rosenthal had a podcast together on
0:37.6	NFL media platforms, we are back and Comedy Central is paying us money for this.
0:44.0	Yeah, it was a quentin adventure. We tried to get back on the NFL.
0:47.7	We kind of liked that vibe they had over there and they flat out refused no matter what we dangled
0:53.9	in front of them and we dangled everything.
0:56.4	Yeah, they couldn't have been less interested.
0:59.5	Some of the executives who shot it down are no longer with the company.
1:02.8	So once again, and for good reason, I mean it's sinking ship.
1:06.4	I'm glad that you're still on board and still dry, but I don't know if you've ever seen the
1:10.6	movie Titanic but Buddy you're on it. They are still paying most of my salary so I have to stay
1:16.7	loyal and they did warn me at the NFL before I came here that anything I say on this podcast,
1:24.0	anything you say can get me into the same amount of trouble or just as fired as if I was on
1:31.0	the NFL or NFL network. So just keep that in mind. Like your God children and for new listeners,
1:36.8	Anthony is a God parent to both of my kids, Ellis and Walker.
1:42.0	You know, their future really depends on you.
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