JP doing a 5th grade commencement speech

The Sports Junkies

Audacy

Sports, Comedy

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

For more than 25 years, The Junks have owned Washington D.C. sports radio, covering Commanders, Nationals, Capitals, Wizards, Hokies, Terrapins, and Hoyas news. Every weekday, childhood friends John-Paul “J.P.” Flaim, Eric “E.B.” Bickel, John “Cakes” Auville, and Jason “Bish” Bishop talk DMV sports, pop culture, life, and more. Plus, they regularly chat with guests like sportswriter John Feinstein, Nats GM Mike Rizzo, and Caps head coach Spencer Carberry.

Catch the Sports Junkies live Monday through Friday (5 a.m. - 10 a.m ET) on 106.7 The Fan, home of the Nationals, Capitals, and Hokies; Team 980, home of the Wizards, Terrapins, and Hoyas; or on the Audacy app. For more, follow the show on X @JunksRadio.

Transcript

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0:00.0	The junkies text line is presented by Lido Pizza, a local favorite since 1955,
0:09.9	serving pizza, subs, jumbo wings, and salads.
0:13.4	Lido Pizza is square because Lido Pizza never cuts corners for locations or to place your order today.
0:19.5	Go to LidoPisa.com. Text us at 1-800-636-1067. Standard message and data charges may apply.
0:29.6	E.B., you've always said that you have no problem saying no when friends ask you to do something
0:35.6	benevolent. When anybody asks me to do anything.
0:38.3	When anybody asks you do anything.
0:40.0	Actually, that's not true.
0:40.8	Sometimes work asks me to do stuff, and I don't want,
0:43.8	I have no interest in doing it, but I do it just because it's work.
0:46.5	Okay, that's part of the job.
0:48.0	No.
0:49.2	No.
0:49.7	So my buddy Jamal works for the Minnesota Vikings,
0:52.8	and he asked me if I could do his son's fifth grade
0:57.9	graduation ceremony fifth grade graduation there's a zero percent i'd say yes to that i don't even
1:03.4	if they call it graduation don't they call it something different now yeah whatever it is moving
1:07.5	on whatever what do you say commencement i don't What do they call? I don't even know.
1:11.6	There is a phrase.
1:12.5	I know.
1:12.9	I just have a hard time saying no, so I guess I agree to do it.
1:15.4	Why?
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